Wife's! Are they worth it?

rightthented

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So here I am watching Through the Keyhole on ITV.

The wife says, shall we go to bed for an early night!

Here I am thinking, :gaysex:

Nope, she is thinking :sleepz::sleep::sleep3:πŸ˜΄πŸ›ŒπŸ›πŸ’€


Wtf!


30 years married and the wife wants to go to sleep at 11pm on a sat night!
 

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Would it kill you to give it a rest for one night a week?

The poor woman.


:p
 

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Woohoo! TV to yourself. Better than my Saturday nights which tend to follow a pattern of me asking "what do you want to watch?" and her replying "I don't care ... but not that ... or that ... or that ... etc" :)
 

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Wife's! Are they worth it?

Depends what "it" is!

If she is smoking hot, great fun, and heir to a huge fortune and keeps you in the style you think you deserve
never having to work another day of your life, then yeah she is probably worth "it"!!

If she is a gold digging soul choking nagging she witch that drains every drop of enjoyment from your life then perhaps not!
 

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So here I am watching Through the Keyhole on ITV.

The wife says, shall we go to bed for an early night!

Here I am thinking, :gaysex:

Nope, she is thinking :sleepz::sleep::sleep3:πŸ˜΄πŸ›ŒπŸ›πŸ’€


Wtf!


30 years married and the wife wants to go to sleep at 11pm on a sat night!
So go to bed at 1030 pm next Saturday FFS.

If that's the height of your innovation everyone else will end up banging her for you.

Do you need us to write you a Book about how to bang your own Wife? :yikes:

P.S. She told me you're a serious turn off in those Purple Y Fronts...

 

Tadhg Gaelach

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Marlon Brando explains the question from a Capitalist point of view - he's even doing a Maggie Thatcher impersonation - before Maggie became famous.

 

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The prim and proper 'rules thread' weaved and wandered its way to the destination of a discussion on the plausibility of dolphin rape.

Where this thread is goin' to wind up, lord only knows.
o_O
I believe it uses battery not a wind up! :p

You probably need to unclench mr potato head.

This is NOT intended to be a serious thread!!
 
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