Things you can have sex with!!!!!!

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The word "sex" refers to the division of species into male and female for the purpose of reproduction. So the only "having sex" is a male and a female engaging in the production of offspring. Everything else is masturbation.
 

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they look like reality TV stars not real women they are pumped up caricatures of real women and any man who is impressed has un realistic notions and that may explain why he is alone at night !
 

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The word "sex" refers to the division of species into male and female for the purpose of reproduction. So the only "having sex" is a male and a female engaging in the production of offspring. Everything else is masturbation.
iam confused
if iam riding your wife (with a jonnie on) , its not sex ?
is she giving me vaginal masturbation ?
so whats , flicking the bean called ?
 

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iam confused
if iam riding your wife (with a jonnie on) , its not sex ?
is she giving me vaginal masturbation ?
so whats , flicking the bean called ?
If you say you are riding Tadhg's wife with a johnny on then that's called masturbation while fantasising!!
Our Tadhg is not married! :ROFLMAO:

And "flicking the bean" in your case likely means you spilt some from the can and are just a messy eater!! :ROFLMAO:

 
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So here we have an interesting story about sex. It's not between two people or two animals. I shall say no more. Read on!!!!!


He thought it was a 69 but it was really a ‘99
 

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