Poll The Return of The Most Respected Prodigal Son

Should The Most Respected Poster Myles be welcomed back into the family

  • Yes of course

    Votes: 10 47.6%
  • Of course he should

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • It is past time

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • It has not been the same, so yes

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • I need more time to consider before saying yes.

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • Total voters
    21

Dan Óg

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This site has in the recent past undergone a period of great wailing and sorrow when a Most Respected Poster was forced through no fault of his own and at great emotional angst to take the drastic action of committing Hari Kari.


The above picture is believed to be the last instragam message sent by The Most Respected Poster.
The provocation that forced TMRP into this situation was the overly tight moderation that he had to endure. We all must look deeply into our souls to see if we ourselves were part of pressure laid upon him that no mortal poster could be expected to endure.

As part of this process I myself sought guidance from my Pastor.



My Pastor is an older and wise man and he asked me a very simple question.
Do you feel lucky Punk?
I reflected on this for 7 days and 7 nights to allow The Lord to soften my heart and harden my courage.

I have been forced to admit that I deleted a perfectly acceptable video clip posted by TMSP which offended me but who was I, as a sinner myself, to cast the fist stone. The gif is too traumatic to view so I am showing a still picture of the harrowing image



To allow a state of tranquility to return and after a period of Fasting, I have volunteered to sacrifice myself and have opened a highly secret and secure back channel to plead with TMRP to finally sign a peace treaty and resume proper relations.

There has been a rumor widely circulating that I have been referred to as a Seppo and a Dantard. I do not know what either term means but I assume they are good. We must all pray that these talks will succeed and The Most Respected Poster Myles will return and be part of community of posters
 

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Option 6: only after completing a snowflake course in racial harmony and diversity.

:D
 
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Option 6: only after completing a snowflake course in racial harmony and diversity.

:D
I will gingerly suggest that he undergo hypnosis in order to be more accepting of counter viewpoints.
The stress of this situation has lead to a dramatic increase in his girth. When asked on this he replied that it is appropriate that he be Buddha like as after all the opinion of The Most Respected Poster is expected to be of greater weight than other posters.
The negotiations are at a very delicate stage. We are nearing the 2nd annerversary of the founding of the site and I fear he will make a provocative post to mark the occasion.
 
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Well I've been conferring with the inter galactic council on the far side of the moon,and we say let him back,but we do hope ,he will refrain from using unpleasant racist words.
 
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Well I've been conferring with the inter galactic council on the far side of the moon,and we say let him back,but we do hope ,he will refrain from using unpleasant racist words.
Good point. His absence is more than just a terrestrial loss, the void of galactic space is more vacuumic and expanding more rapidly since the fracture in the Plain of Harmony.
 

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Fair play to Myles, he lasted longer than Bugsy!

Still confused by Myles though, never really found out what is hissy fit was about.
 
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