The Non PC Joke Thread

Sinbad

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Lets have a joke thread, no PC crap here!


Two Australians were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."


"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other Aussie. "What is it ?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear; 'These feel just like your sister's.'


Then you try and stay in the saddle for 8 seconds.
 

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Someone asked an old man:

"Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret ?
Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her.
 

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Heres a Russian joke. Someone nicked a surface to air missile from a Russian military base and sold it for scrap. Then it exploded.


The criminal case was opened on the fact of the explosion at the scrap metal reception point in Chita, as a result of which two people were killed and another one was injured, the Investigation Committee reports. When inspecting the site of the explosion, Rosgvardia's employees found fragments of the combat part of the S-200 air defense missile system. Nearby there was another part of the SAM, which does not pose a threat. The find was reported to specialists of the Ministry of Defense.
Блоги / Видео дня: Взрыв в пункте приёма металлолома в Чите
 

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The BDS, Ship to Gaza, Chavista, Corbynista, Guardianista Leftists are so dim that they
think The Charge of the Light Brigade is an electricity bill....:smiley:
 

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The BDS, Ship to Gaza, Chavista, Corbynista, Guardianista Leftists are so dim that they
think The Charge of the Light Brigade is an electricity bill....:smiley:

No, they think it's a load of silly English twats getting innocent horses cut to pieces by Russian artillery. A disgraceful example of animal cruelty.
 

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Another Scooby Doo mystery solved by the gang.

 

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One day a nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath and notices the heartbeat change slightly when the sponge was in her crotch.
Excitedly, she goes to the phone and calls the woman's husband and tells him to come to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse tells him that she thinks that his wife could be helped perhaps by a little bit of oral sex, that maybe it is crazy but it just might work. The man goes into his wife's booth. A couple of minutes later her heartbeat flat-lines. The man walks out, and the nurse stunned asks "What happened?"
The man replies "I think she choked"
 
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