Yep, that's the sort of lorry driver joke that was doing the rounds back then. But on another note, we've had posters on here saying they watched the doc and thought Robson had "lying eyes". Well back in the 80s, my father, who had no interest in popular music after 1970, took one look at Jackson and said "Perve". And this was a man who thought the Sex Pistols were a hoot, so he certainly wasn't an old fogey, who wasn't down with the kids. He just had commonsense. If this guy is constantly seen holding hands with little boys, no woman in his life except obvious beards like Lisa Marie or Brooke Shields, and he admits to sleeping with these lads, then he's no Peter Pan.Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
what do Michael Jackson and a silver medalist have in common?
they both came in a little behind!!!