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COVID-19 Long Covid

valamhic

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There is a mean tight arsed fecker in the town who thinks I am a food adviser. he rang me to know what Jab my missus got,
He rang me to day inquiring what make of vaccine she got. I told him Pfizer which is the truth. I told him its handy,
you take it orally its called Viagra.
 

Myles O'Reilly

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The sister of the one she visits down the road had an affair years ago with a priest.

So had Mowl. Maybe its the same randy aul lad?

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valamhic

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It's feckin 3.15am. I drink one half measure of whiskey and off to bed. Herself who normally has a quiet night got the vaccine Thursday evening and its been hellish since. She just had a night mare and I got a thump in the Jaw with a diamond ring on her finger.

What a wallop! She is quoting a speech by Albert Reynolds to the Fianna Fail Ard Fetish in 1989
 
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M1A2

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It's feckin 3.15am. I drink one half measure of whiskey and off to bed. Herself who normally has a quiet night got the vaccine Thursday evening and its been hellish since. She just had a night mare and I got a thump in the Jaw with a diamond ring on her finger.

What a wallop! She is quoting a speech by Albert Reynolds to the Fianna Fail Ard Fetish in 1989
I'd say you're a gas man in the pub.
 

valamhic

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I'd say you're a gas man in the pub.
I have only one joke and if you don't laugh, I won't buy. Ryan Tubridy was interviewing an 80 year old American actress on his show and
a 97 year old Irish widow at the same time. Both had got Covid and both got over it without too much fuss. He asked the American one
to what she attributed her good health all her life and she said she took a daily pill for Vitamin A, B, C, D, E, plus a calcium tablet going to bed with her sleeping pill. Under questioning she admitted she had a toy boy of 28 years old. There was a great applause and laugh and surprise.

He was then interviewing the Irish one and asked her the same question. They were getting great claps. She said the secret was hard work, doing domestic work and worked on a farm milking cows. . She drank pint of buttermilk every day and went for a day to the sea side every 15th August.

He asked the American one if she was ever bed ridden and she said she was after a car accident in 1967, but she got OK again.

He asked the Irish one if she was ever bed ridden and she replied. "I was and twice in a cart"
 

Myles O'Reilly

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Oh so its moved onto kids now?