Lol.“When you first learned that Raqqa had fallen to the infidels.... how did that make you feel?”
“Your maiden name is Smith. Have you any Irish in you?”
“How are you settling in to life in your new home in Graiguenamanagh?”
“Lisa will be signing copies of her new book at Eason‘s tomorrow from 1pm.
‘I Only Popped in for the Fashion - My Life in the Caliphate by Lisa Smith-Aslam’ is also available at Tesco and from all good mosques nationwide.
Lisa it’s been a pleasure! Lisa Smith everyone “
No it will be something like this.
Tubridy: so what do you have to say to the Irish people?
Smith: well I didnt set out to kill anybody initially...
Tubridy: Ah ok, all is forgiven. Give her a round of applause ladies and gentlemen.
Audience: claps enthusiastically like the brainwashed weak sheep that they are.