Cottage for sale complete with "Satanic Goat Demon", Roll up, Roll up- any takers?

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Would you want to live in Britain's most haunted house? Current owner puts property on the market after being left traumatised by ghost of a satanic GOAT


  • Vanessa Mitchell, 43, is selling her spooky cottage in St Osyth, Essex
  • Property was once a medieval jail and was the site of witch hangings
  • She has been left terrified by several ghostly incidents during residency
  • Says she was pushed over by a spirit and smacked on the bottom
  • Now keen to sell after CCTV recorded image of a satanic devil goat inside
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Vanessa Mitchell (pictured), 43, from St Osyth, Essex, was unaware that the cottage, known as the Cage, was haunted when she moved there in 2004.

Since then she claims to have seen numerous ghostly figures, been pushed over while heavily pregnant and smacked on the bottom

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However, the nail in the coffin came for her when a CCTV camera picked up this image of what she claims was a satanic goat roaming the premises[/font]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rket-left-traumatised-ghost-satanic-GOAT.html

Who the phuc would want to buy a Satanic Goat Demon?

Probably some plank in SF or Labour will buy it to "Celebrate Diversity" with a different Identity. :D
 

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Why does the woman in the photo look like she is from the 70`s?

I certainly wouldn't be buying the house, but I do wonder what the real history of the place is, or if this is just newspaper added material?
 

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Didnt think you would believe in ghosts D4!
 
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I'll be haunting you guys until you are Nationalists again!  :)
 

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Id love to spend a night in that house, just to see.
 

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A goat succubus interfering with one during the night would be pure agony. Mind you if it had no teeth it might be a pleasurable experience.
 
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