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Words matter.

Little Johnny was asked to use 'contagious' in a sentence.

"Yesterday my dad said 'Johnny see where your mom got to with buying me some beer. I sent that contagious ago."
 

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Midnight Shopping at Wallmart,

Someone forgot to tell the staff to turn up.


 

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A bus full of ugly people who contracted Covid 19 had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."
 
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And for once it might be worth checking out the youtube comments!
 
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