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Cheating Penguins

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A refreshing break from the doom and gloom, rape and murder and satanic president threads. Penguins eh, last night was the first time this season that I put a hot water bottle in my bed.
 

Barbvision

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A refreshing break from the doom and gloom, rape and murder and satanic president threads. Penguins eh, last night was the first time this season that I put a hot water bottle in my bed.
Tell me about it, i had to have a large shot of whiskey tonight, warm myself up before bed.
 
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Put a hot water bottle in my bed and have a second quilt on. Tis a cold night.
Put an extra sheet of cardboard under the sleeping bag, because it protects from the cold concrete; eat an ice cream, because it triggers your circulation; drink soup; strip naked for body warmth; don't drink whiskey which will warm you at night, because it causes hypothermia, and the cold will kill you by the morning.
 
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Put an extra sheet of cardboard under the sleeping bag, because it protects from the cold concrete; eat an ice cream, because it triggers your circulation; drink soup; strip naked for body warmth; don't drink whiskey which will warm you at night, because it causes hypothermia, and the cold will kill you by the morning.
I don't sleep on the street.

I don't have icecream but do have a strawberry trifle.

Yes, I drink soap and have a few packets.

I always sleep naked.

I don't drink whiskey.