I write for the Times of Israel, do I? I'm afraid the starvation is getting to your brain. Maybe you could apply to BDS to give you a few more kababs to eat. They are nice people, they wouldn't see a poor Israeli student die of hunger and cold.
Your money goes to BdS and they use it to buy food for lil ol me.
Racist liar feeds poor student via sinister organisation, would make a good headline